The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.
Goldfish, pretzels, cereal, fruit snacks, puffs, booty, popcorn, candy, yogurt, almonds. I carry it all, just in case. And sometimes I even bring snacks for the kids, too!
100% combed ringspun superfine lightweight cotton, with curved hem
Relaxed fit for comfort, with tacked, rolled-up sleeves for a feminine flair
Emma is 5’7”, wearing a size S, and won the first — and only — poker tournament she ever entered.
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