I'd love to have a silent night but that hasn't happened since I had kids. We're not really an "all is calm" kind of family. Lighting this candle sends a secret message that it's time to zip it for a while.
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
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