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Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
$35.00
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The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
$35.00
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This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
$35.00
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I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
$35.00
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The Kids Are In Bed wine tumbler
The Kids Are In Bed wine tumbler
$22.00

Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle
Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle

Fuck Valentine's Day, I Love You Everyday candle

$35.00

What:

You don't need some bullsh*t holiday to know that you love each other, but a little reminder never hurts. Especially when it smells this good.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle
The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle

The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle

$35.00

What:

It's that "special" time of day when you can finally have a moment free of the kids to reconnect as a couple...or just fall asleep on the couch watching Netflix.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle
This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle

This Candle Counts As Me Being Romantic candle

$35.00

What:

Sure the house is a mess and everything is chaos but look, a pretty candle. Romantic right? Maybe this is the best you can do right now and honestly, it's the romantic thought that counts.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  6. Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
  7. Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
  8. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle
I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle

I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle

$35.00

What:

After all these years and all the sh*t you've been through, you still like each other? It defies all logic! But it's pretty damn cool.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  6. Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
  7. Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
  8. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
The Kids Are In Bed wine tumbler
The Kids Are In Bed wine tumbler

The Kids Are In Bed wine tumbler

$22.00
 What:

The real happy hour for parents is the little celebratory window when the kids are finally in bed (at least for now.) Cheers to having some kid-free time! Enjoy it while it lasts.

Wear:
  • 12 oz vacuum insulated stainless steel
  • Glossy white 
  • dishwasher and microwave safe
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real