This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask
This Mask Smells Like Updog mask

This Mask Smells Like Updog mask

$12.00

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

This mask is a layup to the a classic dad joke. People will ask you, “What’s updog?” and you’ll be able to hit ‘em with “not much dog, what’s up with you?” You are a comedy legend now, thanks to this wing man of a mask.

Wear:
  • Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
  • Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
  • Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
  • Comes in two sizes:
  1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
  2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males
  • Imported

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$12.00

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

Not even a pandemic can stop my cringe-worthy dad puns. Prepare to laugh and roll your eyes, from a safe distance of at least 6 feet away.

Wear:
  • Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
  • Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
  • Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
  • Comes in two sizes:
  1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
  2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males
  • Imported
The Dad Law
The Dad Law
The Dad Law
The Dad Law
The Dad Law
The Dad Law
The Dad Law
The Dad Law

The Dad Law

$22.00

Finally, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been, well, written. When a kid says they're hungry? You MUST say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." If you drive into a new town, you MUST comment on the prices of gas. Door open? You MUST ask if the kids were raised in a barn. It's not a choice. It's a law — a Dad Law. For thousands of years, and for thousands to come, these are the rules. And now they're finally all in one place.

The details:
  • "4.87 x 7.12" 
  • ~202 pages
  • Faux leather cover
  • Black/White text
  • Written by Ally Probst, and Joel Willis.
      The delight:
      • FREE RETURNS
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      The Dad Book: Truths, Hacks, And Dad-isms
      The Dad Book: Truths, Hacks, And Dad-isms
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      The Dad Book: Truths, Hacks, And Dad-isms

      $15.00

      The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

      The details:
      • ~200 pages
      • Softcover

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