Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
I’m not saying I was the original social distancer, but I might’ve been. Shout out to my fellow introverts who were already pros at hiding from an acquaintance in a grocery store, even before all this.
Two layer mask: first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops. This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit.
Comes in two sizes:
Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males
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