Formal Apology notepad
Formal Apology notepad

Formal Apology notepad

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What:

I don't always apologize, but when I do it's important to document it for posterity. Here's proof that I'm at least theoretically partially sorry for whatever I did (or didn't do.)

Wear:
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  • 4.5" x 5.75"
  • Magnetic Backing
Why:
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