Oh, boy. More of the frigid white stuff. We're way past winter wonderland and into snowy hellscape. It's the winter that will never end.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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Regular price
$15.00
What:
A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.
Wear:
36 coloring pages
Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
8.5" x 11"
Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces
Why:
FREE RETURNS
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What:
SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.
