"Evergreen Trees & Sanity Please" scent will begin to ship 12/11.Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
What:
Oh, boy. More of the frigid white stuff. We're way past winter wonderland and into snowy hellscape. It's the winter that will never end.
Wear:
13.75 oz
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
Regular price
$15.00
This item will begin to ship 12/2. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
What:
A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.
Wear:
36 coloring pages
Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
8.5" x 11"
Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
Regular price
$100.00
Ships Free!
This item will begin to ship 12/8. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
What:
SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
Regular price
$164.00
Ships Free!
What:
Commemorate the ultimate dumpster fire of a year by burning something. (The candles, we mean.)
Wear:
4 of our Scary Mommy candles saying how we all feel in 2020. All in Zen AF because that is what we need in 2020
2020 oh look it is on fire candle
This is 'My Pretending Everything is Fine' candle
I Just Need Something to Burn candle
My Last Fuck candle
13.75 oz each
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time each
Hand Poured in the USA
Why:
FREE RETURNS
FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Mom's Essential Candle gift set
Regular price
$124.00
Ships Free!
This item will begin to ship 12/11. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.
What:
Moms need to de-stress more than anyone in the world. These candles deliver a laugh along with a soothing scent.
Wear:
3 candles with our custom Scary Mommy Scents
Pretend I did The Laundry candle (Clean Laundry Scent)
