The Perfect Tee: Custom cut, colored, and butter-washed exclusively for Scary Mommy, for a perfect fit and an unrivaled ultra-soft feel.
Goldfish, pretzels, cereal, fruit snacks, puffs, booty, popcorn, candy, yogurt, almonds. I carry it all, just in case. And sometimes I even bring snacks for the kids, too!
Awesome shit for moms who’ve put up with too much shit, lost their shit, and don’t give a shit anymore.
When you need to get the bad energy the fuck out of your face, light this candle. Inhale its soothing scent, exhale the bullshit. Repeat as necessary
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How’s it going? It’s GOING. How’s my day? It’s been a fucking DAY. When mom is answering questions like this, do something helpful or go into hiding. Preferably both.
This mom is fleek, crunk and BAE-sically going to fleek the crunk out on everybody, fam. Moms don’t need to wait for the weekend to get lit, we’re lit(erally losing our shit) all day every day.