Never be caught scrambling to get a card at the last second ever again. You’re now prepared for that moment when you realize “THAT is TODAY?” 

With this pack, every card is perfect for every occasion.

Nothing says "heartfelt" like checking the right boxes from a diverse list of options. Seriously, if you didn't care, would you have taken the time to mark off the option that's the closest approximation to the occasion you're pretty sure is happening? We don't think so.

The details:

• Pack of 12 greeting cards with envelopes
• Card dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"

• Greeting Card Occasions: 4 holiday, 4 congratulations, and 4 apology cards

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Every day is Father's Day with this hilarious 365-day calendar, compiling all the things dads love—and all the things we love about them. Tear away a page every day to reveal a funny new dad-ism. If you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, you've heard (and likely rolled your eyes at) these sayings.

Dads love a good joke, a bad pun, and spreading a little bit of wisdom. So give him the perfect gift and make his day, every day. The average dad regularly uses 3 out of 4 of these dad-isms. How dad are you? 

The details:

• 5.25" X 4.25"
• 313 hilarious tear-away days (from 01/01/21 to 12/31/21)
• Comes with attached plastic stand

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• FREE RETURNS
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Finally, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been, well, written. When a kid says they're hungry? You MUST say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." If you drive into a new town, you MUST comment on the prices of gas. Door open? You MUST ask if the kids were raised in a barn. It's not a choice. It's a law — a Dad Law. For thousands of years, and for thousands to come, these are the rules. And now they're finally all in one place.

The details:

• "4.87 x 7.12" 
  
• ~202 pages
• Faux leather cover
• Black/White text
• Written by Ally Probst, and Joel Willis.

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The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

The details:

• ~200 pages
• Softcover

• Full color

• 6.5"x 6.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

What are you talking about? I know exactly where we're going. No, I don't need the GPS. No, I'm not going to stop to ask someone. No, I don't recognize this intersection from the last two times we passed through it. And no, I didn't realize that the pavement ended a while back. They must have changed things. I think it's just around this next corner. Maybe. 

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Matt is 6'0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. You might recognize him as one of the Writers Who Never Speak on NBC's 30 Rock.

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• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit

• Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

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• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Hopefully your kids don't scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and hurl themselves down an endless shaft when you make this statement...but, you never know.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.

The details:

• Buckle clasp
• One size fits most
• Laundered chino twill

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• FREE RETURNS
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