And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle
And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle

And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This candle

$35.00

What: 

The holidays are stressful, cold, expensive, and bursting withh festive famlly fighting. Sometimes you just need to say "f*ck it all."

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
  2. Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
  3. Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
  4. Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
  5. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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