Keep back at least 200 feet...unless you're ready for an avalanche of puns that'll have you feeling like the outside of a baseball — in stitches.
From the creators of updog, The Dad is (maybe a little too) proud to present Deez Nuts. A scent everyone will enjoy, complete with a scents of humor dad will enjoy.
Nothing good will come of you opening this door. Turn back now.
I’m not clocked in right now, sorry!
It’s called privacy. Your kids might not have heard of it.