Lighting a match is fine and all, but why not grace the next one in with something a little better? Light up one of these dad-scented candles for a result that's more classy than just covering up:
From the creators of updog, The Dad is (maybe a little too) proud to present Deez Nuts. A scent everyone will enjoy, complete with a scents of humor dad will enjoy.
Nothing good will come of you opening this door. Turn back now.
I’m not clocked in right now, sorry!
It’s called privacy. Your kids might not have heard of it.