Drink to Revive mug
Drink to Revive mug

Drink to Revive mug

$16.00
 The design:

If life was a video game, you'd be the beat-up hero on the edge of collapsing. Stop, drink, and revive yourself so you can keep fighting another day.

The details:
  • 11 oz ceramic mug
  • Glossy white 
  • dishwasher and microwave safe
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