Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket
Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket
Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket
Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket
Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket
Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket

Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket

$48.00
what:

It may look he's napping on the couch and it may even sound like he's snoring, but dad is always "just resting his eyes." And don't even think about trying to change the channel, he was watching that.

The details:
  • 50 X 60
  • Midweight soft fleece
  • Polyester
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