Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle
Out Of Service When Lit candle

Out Of Service When Lit candle

$35.00

Clean Laundry scent orders will begin to ship 12/11. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

Think of this warm, flickering flame as a soothing, beautifully-scented way of me saying "LEAVE ME ALONE!" I need a break. If the light is on, I'm off. Get it?

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Pumpkin Spice Up Your Lives (Spiced pumpkin with notes of Vanilla, Cinnamon, & Baked Crust)
  5. A Forced Family Outing to An Apple Orchard (Brandied Apples with notes of Apple, Clove, and Brandy)
  6. My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
  7. Autumn Leaves and Sanity Please (Woodland Escape notes Lemon, Cedarwood, Fir Balsam, and Vanilla)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.

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