Think of this warm, flickering flame as a soothing, beautifully-scented way of me saying "LEAVE ME ALONE!" I need a break. If the light is on, I'm off. Get it?
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From the creators of updog, The Dad is (maybe a little too) proud to present Deez Nuts. A scent everyone will enjoy, complete with a scents of humor dad will enjoy.
Nothing good will come of you opening this door. Turn back now.
I’m not clocked in right now, sorry!
It’s called privacy. Your kids might not have heard of it.