Reasons You Should Give A Damn What People Think Of You prank book
Reasons You Should Give A Damn What People Think Of You prank book

Reasons You Should Give A Damn What People Think Of You prank book

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This item is made-to-order and will begin shipping on 4/28 and in time for Mother's Day delivery

What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

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  • 7" x 9"
  • 100 blank pages
Why:
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