Silent Night, Everyone STFU candle
Silent Night, Everyone STFU candle
Silent Night, Everyone STFU candle
Silent Night, Everyone STFU candle
Silent Night, Everyone STFU candle

Silent Night, Everyone STFU candle

Regular price $35.00

Holiday candle orders will begin to ship 11/24. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What: 

I'd love to have a silent night but that hasn't happened since I had kids. We're not really an "all is calm" kind of family. Lighting this candle sends a secret message that it's time to zip it for a while.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
  2. Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
  3. Festive, My Second Favorite F Word (Spiced Blood Orange with notes of Cassis, Brazilian Orange, and Cedar)
  4. Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
  5. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real