This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle
This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle

This is My “Pretending Everything is Fine” candle

Regular price $35.00

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to ignore the fact that everything is chaos all around me and focus on this calming scented candle. I’m fine, this is all fine, we’ll all be fine.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  5. Leaving The Christmas Decorations Up Until Spring (Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
  6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  7. Cinnamon and Settle-Down Now(Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real