Been Up Since Sunrise mug
Been Up Since Sunrise mug

Been Up Since Sunrise mug

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 The design:

Dads love to brag about how early they got up. They say "good afternoon" to anyone who gets up after 9 am. Now you can smugly sip from this mug and judge all those late birds who definitely won't catch the worm.

The details:
  • 11 oz ceramic mug
  • Glossy white 
  • dishwasher and microwave safe
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