Pretend I Did The Laundry candle
Pretend I Did The Laundry candle

Pretend I Did The Laundry candle

$35.00

What:

Trick your family into believing you’re a domestic goddess who does impressive things like putting clothes in the washer and even remembering to move them into the dryer. Imagine a world with no piles of dirty clothes, only the scent of clean clothes that miraculously folded themselves and put themselves in the right drawers.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 4 custom Scary Mommy Scents
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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$35.00

What:

You don't need some bullsh*t holiday to know that you love each other, but a little reminder never hurts. Especially when it smells this good.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
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  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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The Kids Are Finally In Bed candle

$35.00

What:

It's that "special" time of day when you can finally have a moment free of the kids to reconnect as a couple...or just fall asleep on the couch watching Netflix.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
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  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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What:

Sure the house is a mess and everything is chaos but look, a pretty candle. Romantic right? Maybe this is the best you can do right now and honestly, it's the romantic thought that counts.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
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  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
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  8. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
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I Can't Believe We Still Like Each Other candle

$35.00

What:

After all these years and all the sh*t you've been through, you still like each other? It defies all logic! But it's pretty damn cool.

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 8 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry   (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
  5. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
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  8. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real