Do not hold me accountable to the things I agreed to immediately after drinking coffee. I’m not that person anymore. All that’s left of her is the list of her commitments I keep in this notepad.
Some people (kids, I’m looking at you) don’t seem to understand what a closed door means. Take out the guess work with these handy door tags.
Nothing good will come of you opening this door. Turn back now.
It’s called privacy. Your kids might not have heard of it.
I’m not clocked in right now, sorry!