The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 38% cotton, 12% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.

S : 27" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest)
M: 28" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest)
L: 29" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
XL: 30" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest)
2XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Do you suffer from par-ent-ing? Headaches, chronic fatigue, and Moana on repeat? You may need AphukenbrakE.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest)
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I told my kid to grab a rake and help me outside. He said "leaf me alone." I've never been more proud.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Say it fast. Faster. Faster. Heh. Gets 'em every time. Eye yam sofa king funny. (And so f*cking dad.)

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 16 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Like, fuel. For the car. Like, making sure that we, as a family, never wind up stranded on the side of the road. What were you talking about? … Oh, yeah. That, too.

The details:

• One size fits all
• 55% cotton, 45% poly
• Bio-washed twill front panels, mesh back
• Unstructured six-panel low profile
• Adjustable buckle closure

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 80% cotton, 20% poly
• Midweight soft fleece
• Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit

• Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size M. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)

S : 26.5" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
M: 28" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest)
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 25" (chest)
2XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.5" (chest)
3XL: 34" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.

The details:

• 52% cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft
• Slim fit 
• Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest)
2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE SHIPPING at $40
• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal