This item will ship on or about June 6th and arrive in time for Father's Day! Please note: if you're purchasing additional items, your entire order will ship when complete. 

The design:

The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

The details:

• ~200 pages
• Softcover

• Full color

• 6.5"x 6.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item will ship on or about June 6th and arrive in time for Father's Day! Please note: if you're purchasing additional items, your entire order will ship when complete. 

The design:

Every day is Father's Day with this hilarious 371-day calendar, compiling all the things dads love — and all the things we love about them. If you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, you've heard (and likely rolled your eyes at) these sayings. Dads love a good joke, a bad pun, and spreading a little bit of wisdom. So give him the perfect Father's Day gift and make his day, every day.

The details:

• 5" x 5"
• 371 hilarious tear-away days (from Father's Day '19 to Father's Day '20)
• Comes with acrylic stand

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Cool-looking socks help avoid the agony of da feet.

The details:

• 75% cotton, 21% nylon, 4% lycra
• One size fits most

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Uh-oh, we're running low but refills are on the way. Orders placed today will ship on Tuesday, April 9th.

The design:

When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)

The details:

• 16 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit

• Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I know stuff. All the stuff, in fact. They teach us everything we need to know in Dad School, so I'm kiiiiiind of an expert. Just saying.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I totally have a six pack. It just happens to be hidden behind my keg.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Keep back at least 200 feet...unless you're ready for an avalanche of puns that'll have you feeling like the outside of a baseball — in stitches. 

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal