This gift include everything... literally everything

• Dad-ISMS 2020-21 Father's Day-To-Father's Day Calendar
• The Dad Law
• Dad-ISMs Coaster Set
• D Is For Dad: An ABC Book For Kids...And Dads
• The Dad Book: Truths, Hacks, And Dad-isms
• The Perfect Pack greeting cards

The Dad-ISM includes our best gifts for Dad that are "classic Dad"

• Dad-ISMS 2020-21 Father's Day-To-Father's Day Calendar
• The Dad Law
• Dad-ISMs Coaster Set

Due to high demand for this item we are SOLD OUT! 

Every day is Father's Day with this hilarious 365-day calendar, compiling all the things dads love—and all the things we love about them. Tear away a page every day to reveal a funny new dad-ism. If you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, you've heard (and likely rolled your eyes at) these sayings.

Dads love a good joke, a bad pun, and spreading a little bit of wisdom. So give him the perfect gift and make his day, every day. The average dad regularly uses 3 out of 4 of these dad-isms. How dad are you? 

The details:

• 5.25" X 4.25"
• 313 hilarious tear-away days (from 6/21/20 to 6/20/21)
• Comes with attached plastic stand

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Due to shipping delays, we believe “Standard shipping” will not arrive before Father’s Day.

We believe only residents of the following states are likely to receive their shipments with “UPS Ground” before Father’s Day:

-CT DC DE IN KY MA MD ME NC NH NJ NY OH PA RI SC VA VT WV

Shipping services continue with the same expected delivery timeframes our customers have come to expect, in light of Coronavirus uncertainties we have suspended our Service Guarantee, but we remain committed to providing timely and reliable service.

 Never be caught scrambling to get a card at the last second ever again. You’re now prepared for that moment when you realize “THAT is TODAY?” 

With this pack, every card is perfect for every occasion.

Nothing says "heartfelt" like checking the right boxes from a diverse list of options. Seriously, if you didn't care, would you have taken the time to mark off the option that's the closest approximation to the occasion you're pretty sure is happening? We don't think so.

The details:

• Pack of 12 greeting cards with envelopes
• Card dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"

• Greeting Card Occasions: 4 holiday, 4 congratulations, and 4 apology cards

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Finally, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been, well, written. When a kid says they're hungry? You MUST say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." If you drive into a new town, you MUST comment on the prices of gas. Door open? You MUST ask if the kids were raised in a barn. It's not a choice. It's a law — a Dad Law. For thousands of years, and for thousands to come, these are the rules. And now they're finally all in one place.

The details:

• "4.87 x 7.12" 
  
• ~202 pages
• Faux leather cover
• Black/White text
• Written by Ally Probst, and Joel Willis.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

The details:

• ~200 pages
• Softcover

• Full color

• 6.5"x 6.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Them: No one's more dad than me.

Me: Hold my beer.

This coaster set is made up of the hilarious dad-isms you've heard (or said) a million times, whether you are a dad, have a dad, or just know a dad. We don't really recommend putting your drink down too often, but if you have to, you might as well place it on something that's (almost) as punny and funny as you are. Another plus? No more rings on the precious stuff, Gollum. Especially since you didn't buy the warranty on any of it...because that's how they get ya.

The details:

• Pack of 6 coasters 
• Card dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Every true dad takes pride in the look of his lawn — rich green, tight height, and sharp edges. But there's more to the mow than meets the eye. In fact, it meets the nose. The scent that comes with creating the best lawn on the block is both motivating and meditative at the same time. And now every dad can light up a wick that captures the wonder of the fresh-cut waft. A candle that recreates dad's favorite smells just makes scents.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Scent notes: Fresh Cut Grass

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal