If you're gonna watch Moana 497615397264352379652 times, you might as well look the part. Aloha, bruh. 🤙
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100% Polyester
Soft, relaxed fit
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The Cool Parent can cooler
Regular price
$10.00
The design:
Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.
The details:
4 1/2" tall x 3 3/8" diameter
100% Foam Rubber
Made in USA
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Trophy Husband polo
Regular price
$38.00
The design:
You know, sometimes I get really sick of being referred to as "eye candy." But I get over it pretty quickly.
The details:
Ultra comfortable 75/13/12 poly/cotton/rayon tri-blend with moisture-wicking performance, and PosiCharge technology to lock in color.
Tag-free label, self-fabric collar
3 buttons, and set-in open hem sleeves
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
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Trophy Husband shorts
Regular price
$30.00
The design:
You know, sometimes I get really sick of being referred to as "eye candy." But I get over it pretty quickly.
The details:
100% polyester mesh, with 9" inseam
Full athletic fit, with on-seam pockets
Multi-needle elastic waistband with inside drawcord
“C” logo on left hem
Christian is 6’1”, 240 lbs, and wearing a size XL
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00 Days hat
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.
The details:
Buckle clasp
One size fits most
Laundered chino twill
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Dad Bod performance t-shirt
Regular price
$30.00
The design:
Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.
The details:
100% Polyester
Champion script logo at center back neck. 50+ UPF protection.
Cover-seamed armholes and neck for durability
Smooth self-fabric collar. Reflective "C" logo on left sleeve
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
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The Dad Logo t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest) 3XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.75" (chest)
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Doesn't Ask for Directions t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
What are you talking about? I know exactly where we're going. No, I don't need the GPS. No, I'm not going to stop to ask someone. No, I don't recognize this intersection from the last two times we passed through it. And no, I didn't realize that the pavement ended a while back. They must have changed things. I think it's just around this next corner. Maybe.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Matt is 6'0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. You might recognize him as one of the Writers Who Never Speak on NBC's 30 Rock.
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The Cool Parent t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
There's gotta be one in every couple. This shirt finally ends the debate. (No really, it's me. I swear.)
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
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Dad, Like Mom...Only Funner t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
KIDDING. It’s just a joke. Everyone knows it’s not true. That’s what I do — say silly things just to make people laugh. That’s probably why everyone thinks I’m so much fu... OK, I’m just going to back away now. Love you!
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
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Wingin' It t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design
Let's be honest. There's no instruction manual or anything for this dadding thing. (Right? You didn't get one, did you??) We're all just doing the best we can and hoping not to screw 'em up too badly.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Christian is 6’1”, 240 lbs, and wearing a size XL.
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Dad Joke Zone t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Keep back at least 200 feet...unless you're ready for an avalanche of puns that'll have you feeling like the outside of a baseball — in stitches.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
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Pun Intended t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
You see what I did there?
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
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Was Cool Once t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design
One day, I was chillin' with my homies in the club. The next day I was wearing cargo shorts and talking about the best ways to mow a lawn. Life comes at you fast.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
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Evolution of Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
No one has ever said that being a dad is so easy a caveman could do it. (Not even cavewomen!)
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
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Vitruvian Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design
Ol' Leo called his the proportions of the ideal human body. This one's more like the ideal human dad bod, amirite?
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Christian is 6’1”, 240 lbs, and wearing a size XL.
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Don't Tell Your Mother t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I'll make you a deal. You don't tell her it was me, and I won't tell her that we're raising a snitch.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
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Trophy Husband muscle tee
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
You know, sometimes I get really sick of being referred to as "eye candy." But I get over it pretty quickly.
The details:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Crew neck featuring cutoff sleeves with wide armholes
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
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I Am Your Father t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Hopefully your kids don't scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and hurl themselves down an endless shaft when you make this statement...but, you never know.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
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The Dad football t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 38% cotton, 12% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.
S : 27" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest) M: 28" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 29" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest) XL: 30" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest) 2XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)
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#1 Dad trucker hat
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
The details:
One size fits all
Adjustable snapback closure
Mesh side panels, with 100% cotton contrast front panel100% cotton fleece
Structured mid profile
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The Dad adjustible 5 panel hat
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
One size fits all
100% cotton
Structured, mid profile
Hook and loop adjustable closure
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#1 Dad joggers
Regular price
$44.00
The design:
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly fleece
Super soft fleece, with side pockets and drawstring waistband.
The #1 Dad is 5’11”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size M. He’s proficient in magic and turkey calling, and can bass fish like nobody’s business.
