Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.
You know, sometimes I get really sick of being referred to as "eye candy." But I get over it pretty quickly.
Cool-looking socks help avoid the agony of da feet.
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
All at the same time! (Hopefully without spillin'.)
Like, fuel. For the car. Like, making sure that we, as a family, never wind up stranded on the side of the road. What were you talking about? … Oh, yeah. That, too.
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.