What:

Wear:

• Book containing 75 perforated pages of Dote Notes 
• Dote Note categories: Anticipation, Apology, Encouragement , Gratitude , Love plus blank note pages
• 5 categories come with word bank for each type of message
• Book 4.5" X 4", notes 4"X4"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Every day is Father's Day with this hilarious 365-day calendar, compiling all the things dads love—and all the things we love about them. Tear away a page every day to reveal a funny new dad-ism. If you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, you've heard (and likely rolled your eyes at) these sayings.

Dads love a good joke, a bad pun, and spreading a little bit of wisdom. So give him the perfect gift and make his day, every day. The average dad regularly uses 3 out of 4 of these dad-isms. How dad are you? 

The details:

• 5.25" X 4.25"
• 313 hilarious tear-away days for 2022 calendar year
• Comes with attached plastic stand

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Wave goodbye to the phrase, “Parenting doesn’t come with an instruction manual.”

It does now, and you’ll actually want to read this one.

Our comprehensive guide has all the answers to questions you didn’t even know to ask, like, “How do I make a baby burrito?” “When should I activate NOS on a family road trip?” and “What tonnage of meat should I buy for my cookout?” Packed with essential tips relevant to parenting in every season of life, you’ll find yourself referencing this manual more often than your kids ask, “Are we there yet?”

The details:

• "5 x 7." 
  
• ~83 pages
• Black/White text
• Content by Mark Chalifoux, Garrett Faylor, John Darby, Phillip Glassner, Morgan Music, Ally Probst, Jared Warner, and Joel Willis
• Edited by Morgan Music
• Illustrated by Raúl Soria
• Designed by Adam Hawkins

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

Leave a professional note for your marital co-worker with this official paperwork. Generic form-letters to cover all the little daily communications between spouses, because what could be more romantic than someone filling in the blanks for you?

Wear:

• Five 40 sheet notepads
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS