Some days you’re zen AF and other days you just need to light something on fire. Take your rage out on the wick of this candle. Bonus: your family will know to steer clear when the candle is lit. They’ve been warned.
All Natural Soy Wax Blend
60-80 hour burn time
Hand Poured in the USA
Available in 5 custom Scary Mommy Scents
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