This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

Every day is Father's Day with this hilarious 365-day calendar, compiling all the things dads love—and all the things we love about them. Tear away a page every day to reveal a funny new dad-ism. If you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, you've heard (and likely rolled your eyes at) these sayings.

Dads love a good joke, a bad pun, and spreading a little bit of wisdom. So give him the perfect gift and make his day, every day. The average dad regularly uses 3 out of 4 of these dad-isms. How dad are you? 

The details:

• 5.25" X 4.25"
• 313 hilarious tear-away days counting down to Dad's Day (from 06/20/21 to 6/19/22)
• Comes with attached plastic stand

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

Finally, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been, well, written. When a kid says they're hungry? You MUST say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." If you drive into a new town, you MUST comment on the prices of gas. Door open? You MUST ask if the kids were raised in a barn. It's not a choice. It's a law — a Dad Law. For thousands of years, and for thousands to come, these are the rules. And now they're finally all in one place.

The details:

• "4.87 x 7.12" 
  
• ~202 pages
• Faux leather cover
• Black/White text
• Written by Ally Probst, and Joel Willis.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

This item is on pre-order and will start shipping June 11th in time for Father's Day!

Wave goodbye to the phrase, “Parenting doesn’t come with an instruction manual.”

It does now, and you’ll actually want to read this one.

Our comprehensive guide has all the answers to questions you didn’t even know to ask, like, “How do I make a baby burrito?” “When should I activate NOS on a family road trip?” and “What tonnage of meat should I buy for my cookout?” Packed with essential tips relevant to parenting in every season of life, you’ll find yourself referencing this manual more often than your kids ask, “Are we there yet?”

The details:

• "5 x 7." 
  
• ~83 pages
• Black/White text
• Content by Mark Chalifoux, Garrett Faylor, John Darby, Phillip Glassner, Morgan Music, Ally Probst, Jared Warner, and Joel Willis
• Edited by Morgan Music
• Illustrated by Raúl Soria
• Designed by Adam Hawkins

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

This candle is a layup to the a classic dad joke. People will ask you, “What’s updog?” and you’ll be able to hit ‘em with “not much dog, what’s up with you?” You are a comedy legend now, thanks to this candle as your wing man.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Packaged in Dad scents box
• Available in 8 custom scents

1. Fire Up The Grill (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
2. Dad Shoe (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
3. Saturday Morning Pancakes (Smells syrupy and unburnt)
4. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
5. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
6. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
7. Mimosa & Chill (  Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
8. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal