Every day is Father's Day with this hilarious 365-day calendar, compiling all the things dads love—and all the things we love about them. Tear away a page every day to reveal a funny new dad-ism. If you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, you've heard (and likely rolled your eyes at) these sayings.

Dads love a good joke, a bad pun, and spreading a little bit of wisdom. So give him the perfect gift and make his day, every day. The average dad regularly uses 3 out of 4 of these dad-isms. How dad are you? 

The details:

• 5.25" X 4.25"
• 313 hilarious tear-away days counting down to Dad's Day (from 06/20/21 to 6/19/22)
• Comes with attached plastic stand

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Finally, the unwritten rules of dadhood have been, well, written. When a kid says they're hungry? You MUST say "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad." If you drive into a new town, you MUST comment on the prices of gas. Door open? You MUST ask if the kids were raised in a barn. It's not a choice. It's a law — a Dad Law. For thousands of years, and for thousands to come, these are the rules. And now they're finally all in one place.

The details:

• "4.87 x 7.12" 
  
• ~202 pages
• Faux leather cover
• Black/White text
• Written by Ally Probst, and Joel Willis.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is on pre-order and will start shipping June 11th in time for Father's Day!

Wave goodbye to the phrase, “Parenting doesn’t come with an instruction manual.”

It does now, and you’ll actually want to read this one.

Our comprehensive guide has all the answers to questions you didn’t even know to ask, like, “How do I make a baby burrito?” “When should I activate NOS on a family road trip?” and “What tonnage of meat should I buy for my cookout?” Packed with essential tips relevant to parenting in every season of life, you’ll find yourself referencing this manual more often than your kids ask, “Are we there yet?”

The details:

• "5 x 7." 
  
• ~83 pages
• Black/White text
• Content by Mark Chalifoux, Garrett Faylor, John Darby, Phillip Glassner, Morgan Music, Ally Probst, Jared Warner, and Joel Willis
• Edited by Morgan Music
• Illustrated by Raúl Soria
• Designed by Adam Hawkins

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

The details:

• ~200 pages
• Softcover

• Full color

• 6.5"x 6.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Filled with adorable illustrations and hilarious dad-isms, this book is the perfect gift for new dads (and longtime dads) who'll wind up reading it even when the kids aren't around.

It's the perfect way to wind your little ones down for bedtime (hahaha...yeah, right) and give them a glimpse into the mind of their favorite big guy.

The details:

• 8" X 8"
• 27 pages
• Hardcover, full color, sewn binding
• Written by Dave Campanaro, Ally Probst, and Joel Willis. Illustrated by Daniela Sosa

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• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

Bad moods happen, but don't say I didn't try to warn you. Use this official form to let the family know when to steer clear, for their own safety.

Wear:

• 40 Official Warning sheets
  
• 4.25" x 5.5"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What:

Love notes are overrated, now you can officially recognize your partner as Spouse Of The Month with a generic form-letter! The competition was not fierce but still, they should be thrilled to receive this great honor.

Wear:

• 40 Notice of Appreciation sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What:

Do you ever mention something to your spouse only to hear them say, "What? You never told me that!" Now you can pull out the evidence. No more arguments because it's all on the record.

Wear:

• 40 Official Evidence sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

Never be caught scrambling to get a card at the last second ever again. You’re now prepared for that moment when you realize “THAT is TODAY?” 

With this pack, every card is perfect for every occasion.

Nothing says "heartfelt" like checking the right boxes from a diverse list of options. Seriously, if you didn't care, would you have taken the time to mark off the option that's the closest approximation to the occasion you're pretty sure is happening? We don't think so.

The details:

• Pack of 12 greeting cards with envelopes
• Card dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"

• Greeting Card Occasions: 4 holiday, 4 congratulations, and 4 apology cards

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.

Wear:

• 36 coloring pages
• Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
• 8.5" x 11"
• Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

At any given moment, a mom’s brain is overflowing with fifty trillion items of varying importance. To-do lists, mental notes, small moments of gratitude we want to hold on to, what we should have said in that conversation 3 weeks ago, upcoming appointments, and colorful swear words all swirling in a perpetual tornado of overwhelming brain noise. This unique, funny pink notebook is the refuge she needs to unload the $%#@storm without filters or judgment. Brimming with hilarious encouragement for kick-ass moms whose goal is not perfection, but making it to the end of the damn day.

Mom's Planning and Profanity Notebook is the perfect companion for Moms with its clearly laid out sections for lists, gratitude, venting, and notes sprinkled with humor and uplifting messages that resonate. It’s cheaper than therapy and funnier too.

Looking for a perfect Mother’s Day gift under $20? Look no more, this unique and useful (!) gift for mom will make this Mother's Day feel extra special.

Wear:

• 128 pages
• 7" x 9"
• 4 sections: Lists, Gratitude, Venting, & Notes

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Moms love having a stash of cards to whip out at a moment’s notice, because running back to the store (she already went twice this week) means derailing a whole afternoon. This pack has all the cards she needs for the people who want to hear from the real her: hilarious thank you cards for everyone, mom-friends, and teachers No more cheesy cards from the grocery store, just real sentiments, real funny. Just under $25, this set of 12 funny thank you cards will make a perfect touch to any Mother’s (or any!) Day Gift.

Wear:

• Pack of 12 greeting cards with envelopes
• 4.25" x 5.5"
• Greeting Card occasions: 4 Thank You, 2, Teacher appreciation, 5 friendship , & 1 encouragement

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

We’ve all been there. Reading the same sentence for the 10th time without taking any of it in because your beloved family just won’t STFU. Light this candle, get lost in your book. We got you.

Wear:

• Custom Scary Mommy Book Club Scent "A Stack of Unread Books": Orange Zest, Amber, Clove Leaf, and Balsam
• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• Hard covered "prank" book
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• Hard covered "prank" book
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• Hard covered "prank" book
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• 3 Hard covered "prank" books
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

This is for the shit that sounds like a good idea right after a cup of coffee. Go ahead and make that ambitious list. No judgment when you check off “take a shower” and “drink coffee” but cross out “sign up for marathon.” 

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

 Certified clean freak, zero days a week. Mom’s making a list, cause this family’s clean-up game’s weak.

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Trying to remember that good idea can feel like finding a needle in a haystack, but there’s a better way. Just don’t put this notepad in that “safe place” you can never find again. 

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

What:

Do not hold me accountable to the things I agreed to immediately after drinking coffee. I’m not that person anymore. All that’s left of her is the list of her commitments I keep in this notepad.

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real