What: 

Awesome shit for moms who’ve put up with too much shit, lost their shit, and don’t give a shit anymore.

Wear:

• 3 candles with our custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. This Mom is Lit with a Scent of Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word ( Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir )
2. I Can't Talk Right Now. I'm Doin' Hot Mom Shit With a Scent of Mimosa & Chill ( Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
3. S.O.S. Candle With a Scent of Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)

• 13.75 oz each
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time each
• Hand Poured in the USA

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Why have a nervous breakdown when you can have a nervous burndown. If this candle’s alighted you should probably be affrighted. Don’t worry, nerves regenerate, but it’s gonna be a minute.

Wear:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
5. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.

What:

When you need to get the bad energy the fuck out of your face, light this candle. Inhale its soothing scent, exhale the bullshit. Repeat as necessary

Wear:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in our custom Scary Mommy "Sage Against The Machine" scent (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.

What:

How’s it going? It’s GOING. How’s my day? It’s been a fucking DAY. When mom is answering questions like this, do something helpful or go into hiding. Preferably both.

Wear:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Available in 6 custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
5. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.