Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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The Dad Logo t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
This Item is not guaranteed to arrive by Mother's Day (5/9). Please note purchasing this item will effect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Mother's Day (5/9)
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest) 3XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.75" (chest)
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Just Resting My Eyes throw blanket
Regular price
$48.00
what:
It may look he's napping on the couch and it may even sound like he's snoring, but dad is always "just resting his eyes." And don't even think about trying to change the channel, he was watching that.
The details:
50 X 60
Midweight soft fleece
Polyester
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You Can't Touch This t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I can’t help but notice you looking at the thermostat on this unseasonably cold day. You know, sometimes we do things that seem like a good idea, and then in retrospect, we really wish we hadn’t done that thing. Catch my drift?
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I mean, it's been like 9,274 times. And you justkeepwalking into it. Is it me, or does it get funnier every time?
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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The Dad football t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 38% cotton, 12% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.
S : 27" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest) M: 28" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 29" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest) XL: 30" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest) 2XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)
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Dadbod baseball t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly
Super soft
Slim fit
Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest) 2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)
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Go Ask Dad throw blanket
Regular price
$48.00
what:
The perfect gift for a mom who could really use a damn break. When she's under this blanket napping or watching her shows, she is not to be disturbed. Dad can deal with it.
The details:
50 X 60
Midweight soft fleece
Polyester
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Dad Joke Tooth Hurty t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
What kind of award does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque. When I told the dentist I didn’t brush, he bristled. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get crowns. (I got a million of ‘em. Brace yourself.)
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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See Me Rollin' t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I told my kid to grab a rake and help me outside. He said "leaf me alone." I've never been more proud.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Dad Club Car t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
One more word outta you and I’m gonna...probably just keep driving, because I already put in for the PTO days.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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#1 Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
The #1 Dad is 5’11”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size M. He’s proficient in magic and turkey calling, and can bass fish like nobody’s business.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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Dad Club Money t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Turn the lights off when you leave the room! Turn the TV off as soon as the credits start rolling! And why is this phone charger still plugged into the wall when there is clearly no phone charging?!?!
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dad Joke Nacho Cheese t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Too cheesy? Nah. This classic is simply grate.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dadbod tank top
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.
The details:
100% cotton jersey
Soft, relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 31" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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The Dad baseball t-shirt
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly
Super soft
Slim fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest) 2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)
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The Dad unstructured hat
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
One size fits all
100% cotton
Unstructured, mid profile
Hook and loop adjustable closure
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The Dad sweatshirt
Regular price
$40.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
80% cotton, 20% poly
Midweight soft fleece
Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size M. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 26.5" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) M: 28" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 25" (chest) 2XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.5" (chest) 3XL: 34" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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Dad Joke A Little Horse t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The details:
Fine. Go ahead and groan. Roll your eyes. Shake your head. But you KNOW you’re gonna use this one. Just make sure you tell it right when you do. And don’t forget to give a little shout out to dear ol’ D.A.D.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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The Dad adjustible 5 panel hat
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
One size fits all
100% cotton
Structured, mid profile
Hook and loop adjustable closure
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Hi Dad, I'm Hungry onesie
Regular price
$18.00
The design:
Yeah, yeah, I get the joke. I got it the last thousand times, too. Hilarious. But like, I'm actually hungry. Don't make me call mom.
Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
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8-bit Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
It was a simpler time. Plumbers were heroes. Dragons were villains. Ducks were hunted. Tecmos were bowled. Our bits weren’t even in double digits yet! Moral of the story? Sometimes less is more.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Rad Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Totally bodacious, radical dad on the loose, ready for some risky business...like going to buy groceries and get more diapers.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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The Dad joggers
Regular price
$44.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly fleece
Super soft fleece, with side pockets and drawstring waistband.
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
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He Farted t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear.
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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The Dad zipped hoodie
Regular price
$46.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
80% cotton, 20% poly
Midweight soft fleece
Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size M. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 27" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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#1 Dad tank top
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
The details:
100% cotton jersey
Relaxed fit
The #1 Dad is 5’11”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size M. He’s proficient in magic and turkey calling, and can bass fish like nobody’s business.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 31" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dads Never Run Out of Gas t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Like, fuel. For the car. Like, making sure that we, as a family, never wind up stranded on the side of the road. What were you talking about? … Oh, yeah. That, too.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dad Club Barn t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Oh look, there goes all the heat out the door you left open. And oh hey, my hard-earned money's going with it! Guess who’s not getting a new bike this year.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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The Dad enamel keychain
Regular price
$12.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Now...has anybody seen my keys?
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#1 Dad joggers
Regular price
$44.00
The design:
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly fleece
Super soft fleece, with side pockets and drawstring waistband.
The #1 Dad is 5’11”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size M. He’s proficient in magic and turkey calling, and can bass fish like nobody’s business.
