The design:

Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit

• Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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This Item is not guaranteed to arrive by Mother's Day (5/9). Please note purchasing this item will effect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Mother's Day (5/9) 

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
3XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.75" (chest)

The delight:

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what:

It may look he's napping on the couch and it may even sound like he's snoring, but dad is always "just resting his eyes." And don't even think about trying to change the channel, he was watching that.

The details:

• 50 X 60
• Midweight soft fleece
• Polyester

The delight:

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The design:

I can’t help but notice you looking at the thermostat on this unseasonably cold day. You know, sometimes we do things that seem like a good idea, and then in retrospect, we really wish we hadn’t done that thing. Catch my drift?

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I mean, it's been like 9,274 times. And you just keep walking into it. Is it me, or does it get funnier every time?

Don't forget the matching onesie.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 38% cotton, 12% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.

S : 27" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest)
M: 28" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest)
L: 29" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
XL: 30" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest)
2XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.

The details:

• 52% cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft
• Slim fit 
• Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest)
2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

what:

The perfect gift for a mom who could really use a damn break. When she's under this blanket napping or watching her shows, she is not to be disturbed. Dad can deal with it.

The details:

• 50 X 60
• Midweight soft fleece
• Polyester

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

What kind of award does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque. When I told the dentist I didn’t brush, he bristled. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get crowns. (I got a million of ‘em. Brace yourself.)

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I told my kid to grab a rake and help me outside. He said "leaf me alone." I've never been more proud.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

One more word outta you and I’m gonna...probably just keep driving, because I already put in for the PTO days.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 
3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• The #1 Dad is 5’11”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size M. He’s proficient in magic and turkey calling, and can bass fish like nobody’s business.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 
3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Turn the lights off when you leave the room! Turn the TV off as soon as the credits start rolling! And why is this phone charger still plugged into the wall when there is clearly no phone charging?!?!

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Too cheesy? Nah. This classic is simply grate.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.

The details:

• 100% cotton jersey
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) 
L: 31" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)
2XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal 

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 52% cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft
• Slim fit 
• Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest)
2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• One size fits all
• 100% cotton
• Unstructured, mid profile
• Hook and loop adjustable closure

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The details:

Fine. Go ahead and groan. Roll your eyes. Shake your head. But you KNOW you’re gonna use this one. Just make sure you tell it right when you do. And don’t forget to give a little shout out to dear ol’ D.A.D.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit

• Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) 
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) 
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Yeah, yeah, I get the joke. I got it the last thousand times, too. Hilarious. But like, I'm actually hungry. Don't make me call mom.

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 80% cotton, 20% poly
• Midweight soft fleece
• Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit

• Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size M. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)

S : 26.5" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
M: 28" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest)
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 25" (chest)
2XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.5" (chest)
3XL: 34" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• One size fits all
• 100% cotton
• Structured, mid profile
• Hook and loop adjustable closure

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

It was a simpler time. Plumbers were heroes. Dragons were villains. Ducks were hunted. Tecmos were bowled. Our bits weren’t even in double digits yet! Moral of the story? Sometimes less is more.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit

• Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

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The design:

Totally bodacious, radical dad on the loose, ready for some risky business...like going to buy groceries and get more diapers.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest)
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear.

Don't forget the matching onesie.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) 
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) 
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.

The details:

• 100% cotton jersey
• Relaxed fit
• The #1 Dad is 5’11”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size M. He’s proficient in magic and turkey calling, and can bass fish like nobody’s business.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest)
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest)
L: 31" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)
2XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)  

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest)
2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Like, fuel. For the car. Like, making sure that we, as a family, never wind up stranded on the side of the road. What were you talking about? … Oh, yeah. That, too.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest)
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Oh look, there goes all the heat out the door you left open. And oh hey, my hard-earned money's going with it! Guess who’s not getting a new bike this year.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) 
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) 
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) 
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Now...has anybody seen my keys?

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• One size fits all
• Adjustable snapback closure
• Mesh side panels, with 100% cotton contrast front panel100% cotton fleece
• Structured mid profile

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Like, fuel. For the car. Like, making sure that we, as a family, never wind up stranded on the side of the road. What were you talking about? … Oh, yeah. That, too.

The details:

• One size fits all
• 55% cotton, 45% poly
• Bio-washed twill front panels, mesh back
• Unstructured six-panel low profile
• Adjustable buckle closure

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up and actual hoodies with be printed on hoodie show in second image

The details:

• 80% cotton, 20% poly
• Midweight soft fleece
• Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up and actual hoodies with be printed on hoodie show in second image

The details:

• 80% cotton, 20% poly
• Midweight soft fleece
• Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
• Metal zipper

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal