Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Dad Joke University t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Why didn't the sun go to college? It already had like 27 million degrees.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Adam is 5'9", 170 lbs, and wearing a size M. He may or may not be the only vegetarian in the world who hates avocados.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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You Can't Touch This t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I can’t help but notice you looking at the thermostat on this unseasonably cold day. You know, sometimes we do things that seem like a good idea, and then in retrospect, we really wish we hadn’t done that thing. Catch my drift?
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Hi Hungry, I'm Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I mean, it's been like 9,274 times. And you justkeepwalking into it. Is it me, or does it get funnier every time?
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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See Me Rollin' t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I told my kid to grab a rake and help me outside. He said "leaf me alone." I've never been more proud.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Dad Joke Nacho Cheese t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Too cheesy? Nah. This classic is simply grate.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dad Joke Tooth Hurty t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
What kind of award does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque. When I told the dentist I didn’t brush, he bristled. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get crowns. (I got a million of ‘em. Brace yourself.)
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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Dad Joke A Little Horse t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The details:
Fine. Go ahead and groan. Roll your eyes. Shake your head. But you KNOW you’re gonna use this one. Just make sure you tell it right when you do. And don’t forget to give a little shout out to dear ol’ D.A.D.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Hi Dad, I'm Hungry onesie
Regular price
$18.00
The design:
Yeah, yeah, I get the joke. I got it the last thousand times, too. Hilarious. But like, I'm actually hungry. Don't make me call mom.
Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
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He Farted t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear.
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Gary is 6’2”, 180 lbs, and wearing a size L. He can rapidly flare his nostrils without moving the rest of his face, and is often mistaken for The Rock.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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Pull My Finger t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
I promise, it’ll be different this time. ::giggles uncontrollably::
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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He Farted onesie
Regular price
$18.00
The design:
Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear. (Pretty good chance it was my dad.)
