Filled with adorable illustrations and hilarious dad-isms, this book is the perfect gift for new dads (and longtime dads) who'll wind up reading it even when the kids aren't around.
It's the perfect way to wind your little ones down for bedtime (hahaha...yeah, right) and give them a glimpse into the mind of their favorite big guy.
Think of this as the adult version of plugging your ears and shouting, “I’M NOT LISTENING!”
Even the world’s worst homeschool teacher deserves recognition. We didn’t sign up for this shit, but we survived it.
From the creators of updog, The Dad is (maybe a little too) proud to present Deez Nuts. A scent everyone will enjoy, complete with a scents of humor dad will enjoy.
Some people (kids, I’m looking at you) don’t seem to understand what a closed door means. Take out the guess work with these handy door tags.