Every day is Father's Day with this hilarious 365-day calendar, compiling all the things dads love—and all the things we love about them. Tear away a page every day to reveal a funny new dad-ism. If you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, you've heard (and likely rolled your eyes at) these sayings.

Dads love a good joke, a bad pun, and spreading a little bit of wisdom. So give him the perfect gift and make his day, every day. The average dad regularly uses 3 out of 4 of these dad-isms. How dad are you? 

The details:

• 5.25" X 4.25"
• 313 hilarious tear-away days for 2022 calendar year
• Comes with attached plastic stand

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

The details:

• ~200 pages
• Softcover

• Full color

• 6.5"x 6.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Wave goodbye to the phrase, “Parenting doesn’t come with an instruction manual.”

It does now, and you’ll actually want to read this one.

Our comprehensive guide has all the answers to questions you didn’t even know to ask, like, “How do I make a baby burrito?” “When should I activate NOS on a family road trip?” and “What tonnage of meat should I buy for my cookout?” Packed with essential tips relevant to parenting in every season of life, you’ll find yourself referencing this manual more often than your kids ask, “Are we there yet?”

The details:

• "5 x 7." 
  
• ~83 pages
• Black/White text
• Content by Mark Chalifoux, Garrett Faylor, John Darby, Phillip Glassner, Morgan Music, Ally Probst, Jared Warner, and Joel Willis
• Edited by Morgan Music
• Illustrated by Raúl Soria
• Designed by Adam Hawkins

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What

What’s that smell? Victory. Not everyone can be #1 Dad (of your particular kids), but you landed 1st place. Consider this your own personal Olympic Torch in the Parenting Games.

The details:

• 13.75 oz
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time
• Hand Poured in the USA
• Packaged in Dad Scent box
• Available in 8 custom Dad Scents

1. Fire Up The Grill (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
2. Dad Shoe (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
3. Saturday Morning Pancakes (Smells syrupy and unburnt)
4. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
5. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
6. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
7. Mimosa & Chill (  Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
8. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal