Cheers to everything you need to consume like an Official Dad.
It's gotta be 5:00 somewhere, right? Toast the dad in your life with four fun pint glasses that make any Happy Hour even happier. Cheers!
When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)
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A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
Do you suffer from par-ent-ing? Headaches, chronic fatigue, and Moana on repeat? You may need AphukenbrakE.
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
Say it fast. Faster. Faster. Heh. Gets 'em every time. Eye yam sofa king funny. (And so f*cking dad.)