Cheers to everything you need to consume like an Official Dad.
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.
The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.