Cheers to everything you need to consume like an Official Dad.
This product is not guaranteed for Father's Day delivery.
My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
Do you suffer from par-ent-ing? Headaches, chronic fatigue, and Moana on repeat? You may need AphukenbrakE.
The humerus bone, obviously.
When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)
Orders placed on 6/10 or later will NOT arrive in time for Father's Day.
Say it fast. Faster. Faster. Heh. Gets 'em every time. Eye yam sofa king funny. (And so f*cking dad.)
Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.
I know stuff. All the stuff, in fact. They teach us everything we need to know in Dad School, so I'm kiiiiiind of an expert. Just saying.