My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.
The humerus bone, obviously.
The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.
NOTE: Orders placed today will ship on 3/19.
When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)