Orders placed on 6/10 or later will NOT arrive in time for Father's Day.
Say it fast. Faster. Faster. Heh. Gets 'em every time. Eye yam sofa king funny. (And so f*cking dad.)
Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.
Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.
I know stuff. All the stuff, in fact. They teach us everything we need to know in Dad School, so I'm kiiiiiind of an expert. Just saying.
I'm not like a regular dad. I'm a cool dad...with even cooler beverages.