When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)
Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.
Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.
I know stuff. All the stuff, in fact. They teach us everything we need to know in Dad School, so I'm kiiiiiind of an expert. Just saying.
I'm not like a regular dad. I'm a cool dad...with even cooler beverages.