A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.
Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.
The humerus bone, obviously.
The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.