The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.
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Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.
Spoiler alert: It’s never not going to be zero.
The humerus bone, obviously.