S.O.S (Straight Outta Sh*ts) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Sh*ts) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Sh*ts) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Sh*ts) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Sh*ts) candle
S.O.S (Straight Outta Sh*ts) candle

S.O.S (Straight Outta Sh*ts) candle

Regular price $35.00

This item is not guaranteed for Mother's Day delivery

What:

Sometimes you deal with so much bullshit you need to put up a smoke signal, or at least an aromatherapeutic scent signal so everyone can get the message: HELP! I just do not give a shit anymore!

Wear:
  • 13.75 oz
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time
  • Hand Poured in the USA
  • Available in 7 custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. The Next-Best-Thing to Clean Laundry  (Warm Cotton)
  2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Teakwood)
  3. Zen AF (Calming Lavender)
  4. Mimosa & Chill (Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  5. Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
  6. Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word (Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir)
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

Shipping: Ship times quoted in checkout are estimates of time in transit after your product leaves the fulfillment center. Some items in your order may ship separately to arrive faster.