What:

Leave a professional note for your marital co-worker with this official paperwork. Generic form-letters to cover all the little daily communications between spouses, because what could be more romantic than someone filling in the blanks for you?

Wear:

• Five 40 sheet notepads
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What: 

Moms need to de-stress more than anyone in the world. These candles deliver a laugh along with a soothing scent.

Wear:

• 3 candles with our custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. Pretend I did The Laundry candle (Clean Laundry Scent)
2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Sandalwood Scent)
3. Out of Service Candle with a Scent of Zen AF (Calming Lavender Scent)

• 13.75 oz each
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time each
• Hand Poured in the USA

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.

Wear:

Includes the following items:

• Calm Your Tits & Color coloring book
• Mom's Planning and Profanity Notebook
• Official Warning Notepad
• Out of Service candle with a scent of Go Ask Your Dad Vanilla (Vanilla Sandalwood) 

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real