What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• 3 Hard covered "prank" books
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

The design:

It's not just a name, a title, or a logo. It's a badge of honor. Give him gear that he can wear like the boss that he is. (Or at least thinks he is.)

The details:

• (1) The Dad trucker hat
• (1) The Dad 15 oz ceramic coffee mug
• (1) The Dad bumper sticker
• (1) The Dad keychain

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What: 

Moms need to de-stress more than anyone in the world. These candles deliver a laugh along with a soothing scent.

Wear:

• 3 candles with our custom Scary Mommy Scents

1. Pretend I did The Laundry candle (Clean Laundry Scent)
2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Sandalwood Scent)
3. Out of Service Candle with a Scent of Zen AF (Calming Lavender Scent)

• 13.75 oz each
• All Natural Soy Wax Blend
• 60-80 hour burn time each
• Hand Poured in the USA

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real