The design:

KIDDING. It’s just a joke. Everyone knows it’s not true. That’s what I do — say silly things just to make people laugh. That’s probably why everyone thinks I’m so much fu... OK, I’m just going to back away now. Love you!

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• Tri-blend: 50% poly, 38% cotton, 12% rayon
• Super soft, comfy fit
• Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
• Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.

S : 27" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest)
M: 28" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest)
L: 29" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest)
XL: 30" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest)
2XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

All at the same time! (Hopefully, without spillin'.)

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Soft, relaxed fit
• Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and also does a spot-on Will Smith impression.

S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest)
M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest)
2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.

The details:

• 52% cotton, 48% poly
• Super soft
• Slim fit 
• Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.

S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest)
M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest)
XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest)
2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• One size fits all
• 100% cotton
• Structured, mid profile
• Hook and loop adjustable closure

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Now...has anybody seen my keys?

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

All at the same time! (Hopefully, without spillin'.)

The details:

• 80% cotton, 20% poly
• Midweight soft fleece
• Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
• Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size M. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.

S : 26.5" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest)
M: 28" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest)
L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest)
XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 25" (chest)
2XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.5" (chest)
3XL: 34" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

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