KIDDING. It’s just a joke. Everyone knows it’s not true. That’s what I do — say silly things just to make people laugh. That’s probably why everyone thinks I’m so much fu... OK, I’m just going to back away now. Love you!
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
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The Dad football t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 38% cotton, 12% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.
S : 27" (length from shoulder) 18.5" (chest) M: 28" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 29" (length from shoulder) 21.5" (chest) XL: 30" (length from shoulder) 23" (chest) 2XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24.5" (chest)
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Grillin' Chillin' Refillin' t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
All at the same time! (Hopefully, without spillin'.)
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and also does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest) 3XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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Dadbod baseball t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly
Super soft
Slim fit
Jay is 6’2”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad taught him to always take a right at the fork in the road, and so far, it’s worked out every time.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest) 2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)
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The Dad pint glass
Regular price
$12.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
16 oz
Dishwasher safe
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Sofa King Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Say it fast. Faster. Faster. Heh. Gets 'em every time. Eye yam sofa king funny. (And so f*cking dad.)
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size L. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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The Dad baseball t-shirt
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly
Super soft
Slim fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 17.62" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.62" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.62" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 23.62" (chest) 2XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 25.62" (chest)
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The Dad unstructured hat
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
One size fits all
100% cotton
Unstructured, mid profile
Hook and loop adjustable closure
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The Dad sweatshirt
Regular price
$40.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
80% cotton, 20% poly
Midweight soft fleece
Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size M. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 26.5" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) M: 28" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 25" (chest) 2XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.5" (chest) 3XL: 34" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
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The Dad adjustible 5 panel hat
Regular price
$28.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
One size fits all
100% cotton
Structured, mid profile
Hook and loop adjustable closure
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The Dad enamel keychain
Regular price
$12.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Now...has anybody seen my keys?
The delight:
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Sofa King Dad sweatshirt
Regular price
$40.00
The design:
Say it fast. Faster. Faster. Heh. Gets 'em every time. Eye yam sofa king funny. (And so f*cking dad.)
The details:
80% cotton, 20% poly
Midweight soft fleece
Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size M. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest) 3XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.75" (chest)
The delight:
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Grillin' Chillin' Refillin' sweatshirt
Regular price
$40.00
The design:
All at the same time! (Hopefully, without spillin'.)
The details:
80% cotton, 20% poly
Midweight soft fleece
Roomy fit, size down for a standard fit
Dave is 6’0”, 205 lbs, and wearing a size M. He once jumped off a dock even though he can't swim. He was pier pressured.
S : 26.5" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) M: 28" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 23.5" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 25" (chest) 2XL: 32.5" (length from shoulder) 26.5" (chest) 3XL: 34" (length from shoulder) 28" (chest)
The delight:
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The Dad Shop Gift Card
Regular price
$25.00
Not sure what to get? Let them decide!
Gift cards are quick & easy, delivered by email, and can be redeemed at checkout.Plus, our gift cards have no additional processing fees.
They get what they want, and you get to check a name off your list without leaving your couch. Everybody wins!
