When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)
The details:
16 oz
Dishwasher safe
The delight:
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AphukenbrakE t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Do you suffer from par-ent-ing? Headaches, chronic fatigue, and Moana on repeat? You may need AphukenbrakE.
The details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Soft, relaxed fit
Rob is 5’7”, 175 lbs, and wearing a size L. He hosts Paternity Leave with Rob King, and does a spot-on Will Smith impression.
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 19" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20.5" (chest) L: 30" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 31" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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The Dad pint glass
Regular price
$12.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
16 oz
Dishwasher safe
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Dadbod tank top
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
Do you even lift, bro? Um, yeah. Between chucking the kids in the air, lugging the garbage out, doing nightly 12 oz curls, and sitting up every time someone calls my name, I’m never NOT working out. Bro.
The details:
100% cotton jersey
Soft, relaxed fit
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
S : 28" (length from shoulder) 18" (chest) M: 29" (length from shoulder) 20" (chest) L: 31" (length from shoulder) 22" (chest) XL: 32" (length from shoulder) 24" (chest) 2XL: 33" (length from shoulder) 26" (chest)
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The Dad can cooler
Regular price
$4.50
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
3.5" tall x 3.5" diameter
100% Foam
Made in USA
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8-bit Dad t-shirt
Regular price
$24.00
The design:
It was a simpler time. Plumbers were heroes. Dragons were villains. Ducks were hunted. Tecmos were bowled. Our bits weren’t even in double digits yet! Moral of the story? Sometimes less is more.
The details:
Tri-blend: 50% poly, 25% cotton, 25% rayon
Super soft, comfy fit
Runs slightly small, size up for a more relaxed fit
Nick is 6’0”, 195 lbs, and wearing a size L. His dad’s favorite bedtime song was “If you’re happy and you know it...keep it to yourself and let me sleep.”
S : 27.5" (length from shoulder) 18.25" (chest) M: 28.5" (length from shoulder) 19.75" (chest) L: 29.5" (length from shoulder) 21.25" (chest) XL: 30.5" (length from shoulder) 22.75" (chest) 2XL: 31.5" (length from shoulder) 24.75" (chest)
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The Dad joggers
Regular price
$44.00
The design:
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.
The details:
52% cotton, 48% poly fleece
Super soft fleece, with side pockets and drawstring waistband.
Matt is 6’1”, 197 lbs, and wearing a size L. He won his middle school talent show, hula hooping to Hanson’s MMMBop. (Pics or it didn’t happen.)
