Them: No one's more dad than me.

Me: Hold my beer.

This coaster set is made up of the hilarious dad-isms you've heard (or said) a million times, whether you are a dad, have a dad, or just know a dad. We don't really recommend putting your drink down too often, but if you have to, you might as well place it on something that's (almost) as punny and funny as you are. Another plus? No more rings on the precious stuff, Gollum. Especially since you didn't buy the warranty on any of it...because that's how they get ya.

The details:

• Pack of 6 coasters 
• Card dimensions: 4.25" x 5.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

The details:

• ~200 pages
• Softcover

• Full color

• 6.5"x 6.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

At any given moment, a mom’s brain is overflowing with fifty trillion items of varying importance. To-do lists, mental notes, small moments of gratitude we want to hold on to, what we should have said in that conversation 3 weeks ago, upcoming appointments, and colorful swear words all swirling in a perpetual tornado of overwhelming brain noise. This unique, funny pink notebook is the refuge she needs to unload the $%#@storm without filters or judgment. Brimming with hilarious encouragement for kick-ass moms whose goal is not perfection, but making it to the end of the damn day.

Mom's Planning and Profanity Notebook is the perfect companion for Moms with its clearly laid out sections for lists, gratitude, venting, and notes sprinkled with humor and uplifting messages that resonate. It’s cheaper than therapy and funnier too.

Looking for a perfect Mother’s Day gift under $20? Look no more, this unique and useful (!) gift for mom will make this Mother's Day feel extra special.

Wear:

• 128 pages
• 7" x 9"
• 4 sections: Lists, Gratitude, Venting, & Notes

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The design:

The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Filled with adorable illustrations and hilarious dad-isms, this book is the perfect gift for new dads (and longtime dads) who'll wind up reading it even when the kids aren't around.

It's the perfect way to wind your little ones down for bedtime (hahaha...yeah, right) and give them a glimpse into the mind of their favorite big guy.

The details:

• 8" X 8"
• 27 pages
• Hardcover, full color, sewn binding
• Written by Dave Campanaro, Ally Probst, and Joel Willis. Illustrated by Daniela Sosa

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 16 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I won’t say that we had a baby for the tax benefits...but I also won’t say that I’m sad about getting those tax benefits.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

It may not always come through clearly while I'm wailing and flailing at all hours of the night (and morning), but I'm pretty glad I'm not just a kid — I'm your kid. I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying. 

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Friendly reminder: no matter how much mischief I cause, or trouble I get into, it's because I share your DNA and learned everything I know from watching you. Love ya!

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Yeah, yeah, I get the joke. I got it the last thousand times, too. Hilarious. But like, I'm actually hungry. Don't make me call mom.

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 3.5" tall x 3.5" diameter
• 100% Foam
• Made in USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My parents may be bigger, but we all know who really runs things around here. Don't believe me? Rendezvous at my crib around 2(am) if you want some flavor in your ear.

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Friendly reminder: no matter how much mischief I cause, or trouble I get into, it's because I share your DNA and learned everything I know from watching you. Love ya!

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I won’t say that we had a kid for the tax benefits...but I also won’t say that I’m sad about getting those tax benefits.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear. (Pretty good chance it was my dad.)

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.

The details:

• 4 1/2" tall x 3 3/8" diameter
• 100% Foam Rubber
• Made in USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My parents may be bigger, but we all know who really runs things around here. Don't believe me? Rendezvous at my crib around 2(am) if you want some flavor in your ear.

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Now...has anybody seen my keys?

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

You can try to set me all you want, but I’m going to go off whenever I damn well please.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 2.5" x 3"
• Regular ingredients: Acrylates/VA/Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer.
• May contain Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Iron Oxides (CI 77499), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Red 7 (CI 15850)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Tbh, I don't really get this, but my dad thinks it's hysterical.

Don't forget the matching shirt for the big guy.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

You can try to set me all you want, but I’m going to go off whenever I damn well please.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Let's just get this out of the way. I still live with my parents. But I'm like 87% potty trained.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams all night. Also...I was screaming at the top of my lungs at 3am, so pretty much everyone around me is tired.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

I'm never that late, and I remember to pick up all the kids I'm supposed to like 94% of the time. What more do these people want from me?

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

I don't always apologize, but when I do it's important to document it for posterity. Here's proof that I'm at least theoretically partially sorry for whatever I did (or didn't do.)

Wear:

• 40 Formal Apology sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What:

Bad moods happen, but don't say I didn't try to warn you. Use this official form to let the family know when to steer clear, for their own safety.

Wear:

• 40 Notice of Appreciation sheets
  
• 4.25" x 5.5"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What:

Love notes are overrated, now you can officially recognize your partner as Spouse Of The Month with a generic form-letter! The competition was not fierce but still, they should be thrilled to receive this great honor.

Wear:

• 40 Notice of Appreciation sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

Not even a pandemic can stop my cringe-worthy dad puns. Prepare to laugh and roll your eyes, from a safe distance of at least 6 feet away.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

This mask is a layup to the a classic dad joke. People will ask you, “What’s updog?” and you’ll be able to hit ‘em with “not much dog, what’s up with you?” You are a comedy legend now, thanks to this wing man of a mask.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

I’m not saying I was the original social distancer, but I might’ve been. Shout out to my fellow introverts who were already pros at hiding from an acquaintance in a grocery store, even before all this.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:  first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

This shouldn’t need to be said. But, for some reason, it does. It really does. Take a hint, guy behind me in line at the store. You look ridiculous and you’re not helping.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

Look, none of us are loving having to wear the masks. I hate wearing this, I hate Covid, I hate 2020, I hate this whole deal. I’m going to use my mask to vent my feelings, not my droplets.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal