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What:

Do not hold me accountable to the things I agreed to immediately after drinking coffee. I’m not that person anymore. All that’s left of her is the list of her commitments I keep in this notepad.

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Trying to remember that good idea can feel like finding a needle in a haystack, but there’s a better way. Just don’t put this notepad in that “safe place” you can never find again. 

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

 Certified clean freak, zero days a week. Mom’s making a list, cause this family’s clean-up game’s weak.

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

This is for the shit that sounds like a good idea right after a cup of coffee. Go ahead and make that ambitious list. No judgment when you check off “take a shower” and “drink coffee” but cross out “sign up for marathon.” 

Wear:

• 40 lined sheets
• 4" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

For anyone who’s rolled their eyes at a gratitude journal and thought, “don’t tell me how to live my life.” Because you can be hashtag blessed without being annoying about it.

 Wear:

• 100 lined pages
• 6" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Are you screaming internally? Let it out! Okay, wait, stop screaming. We mean in this notebook.

Wear:

• 100 lined pages
• 6" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Once upon a time, a woman was told she must only have good vibes. This pissed her the fuck off.

Wear:

• 100 lined pages
• 6" x 9"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• Hard covered "prank" book
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

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What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• Hard covered "prank" book
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

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What:

Spoiler alert: the pages inside are blank. Who would have thought an empty book would have so much to say.

Wear:

• Hard covered "prank" book
• 7" x 9"
• 100 blank pages

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

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What:

Even the world’s worst homeschool teacher deserves recognition. We didn’t sign up for this shit, but we survived it.

Wear:

• 11 oz stoneware
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Think of this as the adult version of plugging your ears and shouting, “I’M NOT LISTENING!”  

Wear:

• 11 oz stoneware
• Glossy black
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

What could be more romantic than filling in the blanks on a form letter? Wow your partner with your thoughtfulness and efficiency, and hold on to this document for your records as evidence that you made an effort.

Wear:

• 40 Declaration of Love sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

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what:

Who says stickers are just for kids and VSCO girls? Put these die-cut stickers wherever you want to leave your mark, who's gonna stop you?

The details:

• Collection of 10 different Mom themed vinyl stickers
• ~3 inch 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The details:

• Collection of 10 different Dad themed vinyl stickers
• ~3 inch 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.

Wear:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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 What:

Okay kids, back off. No, you can't have a sip. Get your own sippy cup and let mom have at least one thing in life that's just for her.

Wear:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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 What:

The cup says it all, really. You better watch out if you see me sippin' from this bad boy.

Wear:

• 11 oz stoneware
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

This is the last straw, folks. If you're hanging by a thread here, fill this baby with iced coffee and tell everyone to stay back.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

All right stop, collaborate and listen. This is the perfect cup for anyone who can’t live without their iced coffee on hand at all times.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

Okay kids, back off. No, you can't have a sip. Get your own sippy cup and let mom have at least one thing in life that's just for her.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

The cup says it all, really. You better watch out if you see me sippin' from this bad boy.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

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What:

It happened again, I'm back on my bullshit. Consider this a warning.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.

Wear:

• 36 coloring pages
• Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
• 8.5" x 11"
• Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Dads love to brag about how early they got up. They say "good afternoon" to anyone who gets up after 9 am. Now you can smugly sip from this mug and judge all those late birds who definitely won't catch the worm.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

If life was a video game, you'd be the beat-up hero on the edge of collapsing. Stop, drink, and revive yourself so you can keep fighting another day.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Sometimes after a particularly good dad joke, you just need to pause and take a victory sip to celebrate the moment.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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 The design:

Dad's never let their joke fuel tank run on empty. Drink up and pun on, fellow dads.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

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The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

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The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

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The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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This item is not guaranteed to arrive by Father's Day (6/20). Please note that purchasing this item will affect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Father's Day (6/20).

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

Look, none of us are loving having to wear the masks. I hate wearing this, I hate Covid, I hate 2020, I hate this whole deal. I’m going to use my mask to vent my feelings, not my droplets.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

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What:

This shouldn’t need to be said. But, for some reason, it does. It really does. Take a hint, guy behind me in line at the store. You look ridiculous and you’re not helping.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

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Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

I’m not saying I was the original social distancer, but I might’ve been. Shout out to my fellow introverts who were already pros at hiding from an acquaintance in a grocery store, even before all this.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:  first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

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What:

This mask is a layup to the a classic dad joke. People will ask you, “What’s updog?” and you’ll be able to hit ‘em with “not much dog, what’s up with you?” You are a comedy legend now, thanks to this wing man of a mask.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

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What:

Do you ever mention something to your spouse only to hear them say, "What? You never told me that!" Now you can pull out the evidence. No more arguments because it's all on the record.

Wear:

• 40 Official Evidence sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

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What:

Love notes are overrated, now you can officially recognize your partner as Spouse Of The Month with a generic form-letter! The competition was not fierce but still, they should be thrilled to receive this great honor.

Wear:

• 40 Notice of Appreciation sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

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What:

Bad moods happen, but don't say I didn't try to warn you. Use this official form to let the family know when to steer clear, for their own safety.

Wear:

• 40 Official Warning sheets
  
• 4.25" x 5.5"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

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This Item is not guaranteed to arrive by Mother's Day (5/9). Please note purchasing this item will effect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Mother's Day (5/9) 

What:

I'm never that late, and I remember to pick up all the kids I'm supposed to like 94% of the time. What more do these people want from me?

Wear:

• 100% thick gauge brass, handstamped
• Disc measures 1.25" in diameter and is shiny and light

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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What:

At any given moment, a mom’s brain is overflowing with fifty trillion items of varying importance. To-do lists, mental notes, small moments of gratitude we want to hold on to, what we should have said in that conversation 3 weeks ago, upcoming appointments, and colorful swear words all swirling in a perpetual tornado of overwhelming brain noise. This unique, funny pink notebook is the refuge she needs to unload the $%#@storm without filters or judgment. Brimming with hilarious encouragement for kick-ass moms whose goal is not perfection, but making it to the end of the damn day.

Mom's Planning and Profanity Notebook is the perfect companion for Moms with its clearly laid out sections for lists, gratitude, venting, and notes sprinkled with humor and uplifting messages that resonate. It’s cheaper than therapy and funnier too.

Looking for a perfect Mother’s Day gift under $20? Look no more, this unique and useful (!) gift for mom will make this Mother's Day feel extra special.

Wear:

• 128 pages
• 7" x 9"
• 4 sections: Lists, Gratitude, Venting, & Notes

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
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Them: No one's more dad than me.

Me: Hold my beer.

This coaster set is made up of the hilarious dad-isms you've heard (or said) a million times, whether you are a dad, have a dad, or just know a dad. We don't really recommend putting your drink down too often, but if you have to, you might as well place it on something that's (almost) as punny and funny as you are. Another plus? No more rings on the precious stuff, Gollum. Especially since you didn't buy the warranty on any of it...because that's how they get ya.

The details:

• Pack of 6 coasters 
• Coaster dimensions: 4.13" x 4.13"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The Dad Book is unlike any parenting book you’ve ever read. It may not contain any useful parenting advice, but it’s the perfect book for a dad who likes to laugh. Packed with popular jokes from The Dad and new never-before-seen content, but (almost) small enough to fit in your cargo shorts. Includes funny insights into life with kids, ill-advised parenting hacks, and classic dad phrases we call dad-isms. A must-have for everyone living life in The Dad Club, and as satisfying as the first mow of spring.

The details:

• ~200 pages
• Softcover

• Full color

• 6.5"x 6.5"

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.

The details:

• 4 1/2" tall x 3 3/8" diameter
• 100% Foam Rubber
• Made in USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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