This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)!

What:

Self-care comes in many forms. It might be a luxurious candlelit soak in the tub (preferably without children pounding at the door). Often, self-care means letting go of what no longer serves you. Now it’s both.

Wear:

• 4.6 oz bath bomb with scent notes of Pistachio Cream & Jasmine 
• handmade
• plant-based formula
• Moisturizing oil blend of coconut, almond, and sunflower mixed with vitamins C and E.

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)! 

What:

Don’t bother jiggling the machine or unplugging and plugging it back in. It’s out of service. Management has been alerted and is working on a solution. Until then, leave me alone.

Wear:

• Satin
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)! 

What:

If you’re tired of yelling at everyone to stop yelling, this is the mask for you. 

Wear:

• Satin
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)! 

What:

You know that big hairy guy who also lives with us? This may come as a shock, but he, too, can change your diaper, locate your toys, and even (gasp!) turn on the microwave. I need a few minutes of me time. Go see if he can help you out.

Wear:

• Satin
• Machine wash, tumble dry
• Imported

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)! 

The design:

You’re more than some trophy with a devastatingly handsome exterior. It’s what’s inside that counts. And on the inside, your car smells really nice.

The details:

• 3 Trophy Husband air fresheners in custom scents:

1. Zen AF (Smells like calming lavender)
2. Clean Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
3. Ocean Waves on a Kid-Free Beach (Smells like tranquil waters)

• Long lasting fragrance that release aroma for weeks
• Made in The USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping December 13th (In time for the holidays)! 

The design:

The answer to “What’s that smell?” just got more Dad. Each iconic dad item and phrase is infused with a refreshing scent so invigorating your passengers will forget to ask, “Are we there yet?”

The details:

• 5 Dad themed air freshener in custom scents

1. Cargo Shorts (Smells like fresh laundry)
2. Grill Tongs (Smells like a neighborhood cookout)
3. Dad Sneakers (Smells like fresh kicks straight out of the box)
4. Smells Like Updog In Here (Smells like Calming Lavender)
5. You Can Hold It Until You Get Here (Smells like Tranquil Waters)

• Long lasting fragrance that release aroma for weeks
• Made in The USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

 This item is on pre-order & will start shipping November 19th (In time for the holidays)! 

The design:

We’re The Dad. This is The Dog. Glad we cleared that up.

The details:

• Breathable poly cotton blend
• Machine washable
• Dimensions:

1. S : 14" W 19" L
2. L: 22" W 29" L

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Your partner in naps. An emergency vacuum. The family member that’s always happy to see you, even as a teenager. You might not have planned this bond, but there’s no hiding it. 

The details:

• Breathable poly cotton blend
• Machine washable
• Dimensions:

1. S : 14" W 19" L
2. L: 22" W 29" L

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping November 19th (In time for the holidays)! 

The design:

“What’s updog?” 

Not much, what’s up with you? In the classic dad joke, everyone is your dog. With this bandana, your actual dog is your dog.

The details:

• Breathable poly cotton blend
• Machine washable
• Dimensions:

1. S : 14" W 19" L
2. L: 22" W 29" L

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

This item is on pre-order & will start shipping November 19th (In time for the holidays)! 

The design:

Being The Dog is an important role around here, and don’t you fur-get it. Make your best friend the most pup-ular dog at the park in this stylish nylon collar featuring silver hardware and heavy-duty plastic buckle. Cold nose, warm heart, pawsome collar, can’t lose.

The details:

• Strong, secure double-locking buckle
• Heavy-duty stitching
• Adjustable for the perfect fit
• Strong metal D-ring
• Dimensions:

1. S: 11-15" L 0.63" W 
2. M: 14-20" L  0.75" W
3. L: 18-26" L  1" W 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

In the workplace, incident reports provide necessary data to administrators to make informed decisions on how to keep the business running smoothly. Now there’s a report for whatever the heck just happened in your home.

Life with kids is chock full of incidents. File a WTF Happened Report to help “management” improve systems, learn from mistakes, and have a good laugh (probably at a later date, after the mess has been dealt with).

Wear:

• 40 WTF Happened Report sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What:

Wear:

• Book containing 75 perforated pages of Dote Notes 
• Dote Note categories: Anticipation, Apology, Encouragement , Gratitude , Love plus blank note pages
• 5 categories come with word bank for each type of message
• Book 4.5" X 4", notes 4"X4"

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Even the world’s worst homeschool teacher deserves recognition. We didn’t sign up for this shit, but we survived it.

Wear:

• 11 oz stoneware
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other dads who know the struggle is real

This Item is not guaranteed to arrive by Mother's Day (5/9). Please note purchasing this item will effect your whole order and it will not be guaranteed for delivery by Mother's Day (5/9) 

What:

Think of this as the adult version of plugging your ears and shouting, “I’M NOT LISTENING!”  

Wear:

• 11 oz stoneware
• Glossy black
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other dads who know the struggle is real

What:

What could be more romantic than filling in the blanks on a form letter? Wow your partner with your thoughtfulness and efficiency, and hold on to this document for your records as evidence that you made an effort.

Wear:

• 40 Declaration of Love sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

what:

Who says stickers are just for kids and VSCO girls? Put these die-cut stickers wherever you want to leave your mark, who's gonna stop you?

The details:

• Collection of 10 different Mom themed vinyl stickers
• ~3 inch 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The details:

• Collection of 10 different Dad themed vinyl stickers
• ~3 inch 

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.

Wear:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

Okay kids, back off. No, you can't have a sip. Get your own sippy cup and let mom have at least one thing in life that's just for her.

Wear:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

 What:

The cup says it all, really. You better watch out if you see me sippin' from this bad boy.

Wear:

• 11 oz stoneware
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

This is the last straw, folks. If you're hanging by a thread here, fill this baby with iced coffee and tell everyone to stay back.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

This cup measures your mood depending on how much iced coffee you've had. The bad news is you drank the whole thing and you're still exhausted, because that's mom life for you.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

All right stop, collaborate and listen. This is the perfect cup for anyone who can’t live without their iced coffee on hand at all times.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

Okay kids, back off. No, you can't have a sip. Get your own sippy cup and let mom have at least one thing in life that's just for her.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

It happened again, I'm back on my bullshit. Consider this a warning.

Wear:

• 20 oz acrylic tumbler
• Comes with straw
• Hand wash recommended
• Do not microwave

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

What:

A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.

Wear:

• 36 coloring pages
• Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
• 8.5" x 11"
• Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces

Why:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real

The design:

Dads love to brag about how early they got up. They say "good afternoon" to anyone who gets up after 9 am. Now you can smugly sip from this mug and judge all those late birds who definitely won't catch the worm.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

If life was a video game, you'd be the beat-up hero on the edge of collapsing. Stop, drink, and revive yourself so you can keep fighting another day.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Sometimes after a particularly good dad joke, you just need to pause and take a victory sip to celebrate the moment.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

 The design:

Dad's never let their joke fuel tank run on empty. Drink up and pun on, fellow dads.

The details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy white 
• dishwasher and microwave safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Reinforced 3-snap closure on binding, flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Please note this is a mock up

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

What:

Look, none of us are loving having to wear the masks. I hate wearing this, I hate Covid, I hate 2020, I hate this whole deal. I’m going to use my mask to vent my feelings, not my droplets.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

What:

Just know that at any give time, there’s a lot of swearing happening under my mask. At least it covers my mouth, like when they blur out profanity on reality shows.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

This shouldn’t need to be said. But, for some reason, it does. It really does. Take a hint, guy behind me in line at the store. You look ridiculous and you’re not helping.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

Mask orders start shipping 15-20 business days after your order has been placed. Please also keep in mind that your ENTIRE order will ship at once — only after the pre-order items are ready to go.

What:

This mask is a layup to the a classic dad joke. People will ask you, “What’s updog?” and you’ll be able to hit ‘em with “not much dog, what’s up with you?” You are a comedy legend now, thanks to this wing man of a mask.

Wear:

• Two layer mask:   first layer is made of Polyester Microfiber fabric (similar to a 300-thread count bedsheet), with a second inner layer made of Polyester/Cotton blend fabric
• Inner pocket where you can insert a separate filter (not included)
• Face mask also includes an additional rubber adjuster for the elastic ear loops.  This adjuster slides to make the ear loops larger or smaller for an extra snug fit. 
• Comes in two sizes:

1. Medium: 8"W X 5"H with 8.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult female
2. Large: 9"W X 5.5"H with 9.5" ear loops. Suggested for adult males

• Imported

What:

Do you ever mention something to your spouse only to hear them say, "What? You never told me that!" Now you can pull out the evidence. No more arguments because it's all on the record.

Wear:

• 40 Official Evidence sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What:

Love notes are overrated, now you can officially recognize your partner as Spouse Of The Month with a generic form-letter! The competition was not fierce but still, they should be thrilled to receive this great honor.

Wear:

• 40 Notice of Appreciation sheets
  
• 4.5" x 5.75"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS

What:

Bad moods happen, but don't say I didn't try to warn you. Use this official form to let the family know when to steer clear, for their own safety.

Wear:

• 40 Official Warning sheets
  
• 4.25" x 5.5"
• Magnetic Backing

Why:

• FREE RETURNS