From A to Z, this sweet and funny alphabet book puts a new spin on everyone's 26 favorite letters. In Dad's world, C is for Cargo Shorts, L is for Lawn, and T is for Tongs!

Filled with adorable illustrations and hilarious dad-isms, this book is the perfect gift for new dads (and longtime dads) who'll wind up reading it even when the kids aren't around.

It's the perfect way to wind your little ones down for bedtime (hahaha...yeah, right) and give them a glimpse into the mind of their favorite big guy.

The details:

• 8" X 8"
• 27 pages
• Hardcover, full color, sewn binding
• Written by Dave Campanaro, Ally Probst, and Joel Willis. Illustrated by Daniela Sosa

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The design:

When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)

The details:

• 16 oz
• Dishwasher safe

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The design:

The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

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The design:

Do you suffer from par-ent-ing? Headaches, chronic fatigue, and Moana on repeat? You may need AphukenbrakE.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

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• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 16 oz
• Dishwasher safe

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• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

I won’t say that we had a baby for the tax benefits...but I also won’t say that I’m sad about getting those tax benefits.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

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• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

It may not always come through clearly while I'm wailing and flailing at all hours of the night (and morning), but I'm pretty glad I'm not just a kid — I'm your kid. I'm not crying. YOU'RE crying. 

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Friendly reminder: no matter how much mischief I cause, or trouble I get into, it's because I share your DNA and learned everything I know from watching you. Love ya!

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

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• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Yeah, yeah, I get the joke. I got it the last thousand times, too. Hilarious. But like, I'm actually hungry. Don't make me call mom.

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

The humerus bone, obviously.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 3.5" tall x 3.5" diameter
• 100% Foam
• Made in USA

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• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

My parents may be bigger, but we all know who really runs things around here. Don't believe me? Rendezvous at my crib around 2(am) if you want some flavor in your ear.

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

Orders placed on 6/10 or later will NOT arrive in time for Father's Day.

The design:

Say it fast. Faster. Faster. Heh. Gets 'em every time. Eye yam sofa king funny. (And so f*cking dad.)

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Friendly reminder: no matter how much mischief I cause, or trouble I get into, it's because I share your DNA and learned everything I know from watching you. Love ya!

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I know stuff. All the stuff, in fact. They teach us everything we need to know in Dad School, so I'm kiiiiiind of an expert. Just saying.

The details:

• Premium hard-coated ceramic
• 15 oz
• Dishwasher safe

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

I won’t say that we had a kid for the tax benefits...but I also won’t say that I’m sad about getting those tax benefits.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Whoever smelt it dealt it. Whoever denied it supplied it. Whoever detected it ejected it. Whoever made the rhyme did the crime. Long story short, it wasn’t me. I swear. (Pretty good chance it was my dad.)

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Gotta keep the ol' beverage (almost) as cool as I am.

The details:

• 4 1/2" tall x 3 3/8" diameter
• 100% Foam Rubber
• Made in USA

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My parents may be bigger, but we all know who really runs things around here. Don't believe me? Rendezvous at my crib around 2(am) if you want some flavor in your ear.

Don't forget the matching shirt for Dad.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Now...has anybody seen my keys?

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
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The design:

You can try to set me all you want, but I’m going to go off whenever I damn well please.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.

The details:

• 2.5" x 3"
• Regular ingredients: Acrylates/VA/Vinyl Neodecanoate Copolymer.
• May contain Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Yellow 5 (CI 19140), Iron Oxides (CI 77499), Blue 1 (CI 42090), Red 7 (CI 15850)

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

My dad is stronger, faster, cooler, and can throw things way farther than yours. He's #1. It's just a scientific fact.

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Tbh, I don't really get this, but my dad thinks it's hysterical.

Don't forget the matching shirt for the big guy.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

You can try to set me all you want, but I’m going to go off whenever I damn well please.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Let's just get this out of the way. I still live with my parents. But I'm like 87% potty trained.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Topstitched rib collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping with EasyTear™ label

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal

The design:

Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams all night. Also...I was screaming at the top of my lungs at 3am, so pretty much everyone around me is tired.

The details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Flatlock seams
• Double-needle rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings
• Reinforced three-snap closure on binding

The delight:

• FREE RETURNS
• FREE high fives from other dudes who know the deal