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The Best Shit For Mom candle gift set
The Best Shit For Mom candle gift set
$124.00
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Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
$100.00
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2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
$164.00
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Mom's Essential Candle gift set
Mom's Essential Candle gift set
$124.00
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The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
$164.00
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The Ultimate Dad gift set
The Ultimate Dad gift set
$170.00
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The Dad-ISM gift set
The Dad-ISM gift set
$106.00

The Best Shit For Mom candle gift set
The Best Shit For Mom candle gift set

The Best Shit For Mom candle gift set

$124.00

What: 

Awesome shit for moms who’ve put up with too much shit, lost their shit, and don’t give a shit anymore.

Wear:
  • 3 candles with our custom Scary Mommy Scents
  1. This Mom is Lit with a Scent of Flowers, My Second Favorite F Word ( Peony, Bergamot, Jasmine Noir )
  2. I Can't Talk Right Now. I'm Doin' Hot Mom Shit With a Scent of Mimosa & Chill ( Mandarin, Lemon Flower, Magnolia)
  3. S.O.S. Candle With a Scent of Sage Against The Machine (Sage, Amber, Oak Moss)
  • 13.75 oz each
  • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
  • 60-80 hour burn time each
  • Hand Poured in the USA
    Why:
    • FREE RETURNS
    • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set
    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set

    Give Me a Fucking Break gift set

    $100.00

    What:

    SOS, Mom is about to lose her shit. Consider this gift set an emergency kit for when she's down to her last f*ck. Give her this and back away slowly.

    Wear:

    Includes the following items:

    Why:
    • FREE RETURNS
    • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set
    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set

    2020 In a Nutshell Candle gift set

    $164.00

    What: 

    Commemorate the ultimate dumpster fire of a year by burning something. (The candles, we mean.)

    Wear:
    • 4 of our Scary Mommy candles saying how we all feel in 2020. All in Zen AF because that is what we need in 2020
    1. 2020 oh look it is on fire candle
    2. This is 'My Pretending Everything is Fine' candle
    3. I Just Need Something to Burn candle
    4. My Last Fuck candle 
    • 13.75 oz each
    • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
    • 60-80 hour burn time each
    • Hand Poured in the USA
      Why:
      • FREE RETURNS
      • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set
      Mom's Essential Candle gift set

      Mom's Essential Candle gift set

      $124.00

      What: 

      Moms need to de-stress more than anyone in the world. These candles deliver a laugh along with a soothing scent.

      Wear:
      • 3 candles with our custom Scary Mommy Scents
      1. Pretend I did The Laundry candle (Clean Laundry Scent)
      2. Go-Ask-Your-Dad-Vanilla (Vanilla Sandalwood Scent)
      3. Out of Service Candle with a Scent of Zen AF (Calming Lavender Scent)
      • 13.75 oz each
      • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
      • 60-80 hour burn time each
      • Hand Poured in the USA
        Why:
        • FREE RETURNS
        • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever
        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever

        The Best FUCKIN' Holiday Candle Gift Set Ever

        $164.00

        What: 

        The perfect gifts for moms who love a certain F-word (hint: it isn't "festive.")

        Wear:
        • 4 of our favorite Winter candle and scent combos
        1. O'Holy Fuck Candle With A Scent of Evergreen Tress & Sanity Please
        2. Last Fucks Roasting On An Open Fire With A Scent of Spiced Holiday Stress
        3. And It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This With A Scent of Festive AF
        4. Silent Night Everyone STFU With A Scent of Shit, It's Cold
        • 13.75 oz each
        • All Natural Soy Wax Blend
        • 60-80 hour burn time each
        • Hand Poured in the USA
        • Comes with 4 custom Scary Mommy Winter Scents
        1. Evergreen Trees and Sanity Please (Evergreen Forest with notes of Balsam Fir, Eucalyptus, & Mistletoe Leaves)
        2. Spiced Holiday Stress (Cinnamon with notes of Citron, Brown Sugar, & Nutmeg)
        3. Festive AF (Celebratory Notes of Clove, Cedar, Amber, & Patchouli)
        4. Shit, It's Cold (Winter Breeze with notes of Peppermint, Mountain Cypress, & Mint Leaves)
          Why:
          • FREE RETURNS
          • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set
          The Ultimate Dad gift set

          The Ultimate Dad gift set

          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set
          The Dad-ISM gift set

          The Dad-ISM gift set

          $106.00

          The Dad-ISM includes our best gifts for Dad that are "classic Dad"

          Why:
          • FREE RETURNS