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Thanks For Wiping My Butt Mother's Day card
Thanks For Wiping My Butt Mother's Day card
$6.00
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Things To Get Out of Doing notepad
Things To Get Out of Doing notepad
$8.00
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Writing This Down Before It Gets Lost In My Brain notepad
Writing This Down Before It Gets Lost In My Brain notepad
$8.00
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There's Some Chores In This House notepad
There's Some Chores In This House notepad
$8.00
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Things I Would Do If I Had My Shit Together notepad
Things I Would Do If I Had My Shit Together notepad
$8.00
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Fine I Will Be Fucking Grateful or Whatever notebook
Fine I Will Be Fucking Grateful or Whatever notebook
$18.00
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All The Rage I'm Holding Inside notebook
All The Rage I'm Holding Inside notebook
$18.00
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Good Vibes Only ...Not notebook
Good Vibes Only ...Not notebook
$18.00
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Back on My Bull Shit straw tumbler
Back on My Bull Shit straw tumbler
$18.00
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Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
$15.00

Thanks For Wiping My Butt Mother's Day card
Thanks For Wiping My Butt Mother's Day card
Thanks For Wiping My Butt Mother's Day card
Thanks For Wiping My Butt Mother's Day card

Thanks For Wiping My Butt Mother's Day card

$6.00
What:

 Honestly, there’s just no way to repay this one. A card is the least you can do.

Wear:
  • "Happy Mother's Day" inside
  • 5" x 7"
  • Paired with blank white envelope
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Things To Get Out of Doing notepad
Things To Get Out of Doing notepad

Things To Get Out of Doing notepad

$8.00
What:

Do not hold me accountable to the things I agreed to immediately after drinking coffee. I’m not that person anymore. All that’s left of her is the list of her commitments I keep in this notepad.

Wear:
  • 40 lined sheets
  • 4" x 9"
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Writing This Down Before It Gets Lost In My Brain notepad
Writing This Down Before It Gets Lost In My Brain notepad

Writing This Down Before It Gets Lost In My Brain notepad

$8.00
What:

Trying to remember that good idea can feel like finding a needle in a haystack, but there’s a better way. Just don’t put this notepad in that “safe place” you can never find again. 

Wear:
  • 40 lined sheets
  • 4" x 9"
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
There's Some Chores In This House notepad
There's Some Chores In This House notepad

There's Some Chores In This House notepad

$8.00

What:

 Certified clean freak, zero days a week. Mom’s making a list, cause this family’s clean-up game’s weak.

Wear:
  • 40 lined sheets
  • 4" x 9"
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Things I Would Do If I Had My Shit Together notepad
Things I Would Do If I Had My Shit Together notepad

Things I Would Do If I Had My Shit Together notepad

$8.00
What:

This is for the shit that sounds like a good idea right after a cup of coffee. Go ahead and make that ambitious list. No judgment when you check off “take a shower” and “drink coffee” but cross out “sign up for marathon.” 

Wear:
  • 40 lined sheets
  • 4" x 9"
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Fine I Will Be Fucking Grateful or Whatever notebook
Fine I Will Be Fucking Grateful or Whatever notebook

Fine I Will Be Fucking Grateful or Whatever notebook

$18.00
What:

For anyone who’s rolled their eyes at a gratitude journal and thought, “don’t tell me how to live my life.” Because you can be hashtag blessed without being annoying about it.

 Wear:
  • 100 lined pages
  • 6" x 9"
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
All The Rage I'm Holding Inside notebook
All The Rage I'm Holding Inside notebook

All The Rage I'm Holding Inside notebook

$18.00

What:

Are you screaming internally? Let it out! Okay, wait, stop screaming. We mean in this notebook.

Wear:
  • 100 lined pages
  • 6" x 9"
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Good Vibes Only ...Not notebook
Good Vibes Only ...Not notebook

Good Vibes Only ...Not notebook

$18.00
What:

Once upon a time, a woman was told she must only have good vibes. This pissed her the fuck off.

Wear:
  • 100 lined pages
  • 6" x 9"
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
Back on My Bull Shit straw tumbler
Back on My Bull Shit straw tumbler

Back on My Bull Shit straw tumbler

$18.00

What:

It happened again, I'm back on my bullshit. Consider this a warning.

Wear:
  • 20 oz acrylic tumbler
  • Comes with straw
  • Hand wash recommended
  • Do not microwave
Why:
  • FREE RETURNS
  • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book
    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book

    Calm Your Tits & Color adult coloring book

    $15.00

    What:

    A rage-coloring book JUST for burnt-out moms who need to vent. Go to your happy place, steal some of your kid's markers and color a world free of kids and full of swears.

    Wear:
    • 36 coloring pages
    • Coloring pages have black backing to avoid any bleeding
    • 8.5" x 11"
    • Perforated sheets so you can tear out and hang up your masterpieces
    Why:
    • FREE RETURNS
    • FREE compliments and nods of approval from other moms who know the struggle is real