It happened again, I'm back on my bullshit. Consider this a warning.
Lighting a match is fine and all, but why not grace the next one in with something a little better? Light up one of these dad-scented candles for a result that's more classy than just covering up:
When these lines get lower, my lines get better. (To me, anyway.)
The receding hairline. The proceeding waistline. The jokes on the borderline. Yup, wifey hit ol' jackpot with this guy, alright. Lucky lady.
A logo? Nah. It's a badge of honor. Being a dad never looked so good.